Monday 4 March 2013

The One With A Campus Visitor

The mother vetoed my tattoo plans.

However, there was a WOODPECKER on campus. An actual WOODPECKER. And it was PECKING WOOD like WOODPECKERS do in nature documentaries and children's television cartoons. I repeat, today I saw a WOODPECKER PECKING WOOD because WOODPECKERS PECK WOOD hence why they're called WOODPECKERS, and I saw an actual WOODPECKER.

I also need to leave my debit card at home when going to Byward Market. Alternatively, the Student Loans Company should give me more money. (That's the option I prefer).

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