The One With My Awesome Prof

Prof is espousing critical analysis of a poem by Leonard Cohen, in which the speaker alternates between trying to get his lover into a bath with him so they can do the nasty with almond soap in hand, and then saying that he's murdered the pharmacist.

Prof then stops and informs us that he has to tell us his favourite pharmacist joke. (I am intrigued to discover just how many pharmacist jokes he knows). Here is the joke:

A duck waddles into a pharmacy, goes up to the pharmacist and says, 'Excuse me, but do you have any grapes?'

'Any grapes?' Retorts the pharmacist, 'This is a pharmacy, of course we don't have any grapes. Go away, you stupid duck!'

So the duck waddles away. But the next day, he returns. 

'Do you have any grapes?' The duck asks the pharmacist. 

'No! This is a pharmacy, of course we don't have grapes. You were in here yesterday, weren't you? If you ask me for grapes once more, I shall nail your flat feet to the floor. Go away?'

Off waddles the duck. And the next day, he comes back. 

'Excuse me,' says the duck, 'Do you have any nails?'

The pharmacist looks incredulous. 

'This is a pharmacy, of course we don't have any nails.'

So the duck says, 'In that case, do you have any grapes?'

The end.

Canadians are comedians.